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on 11-12-2004
HMM..

Will you believe that this wasn't the ONLY time Scott was worried about this? Damn. Everyone wants a piece of Amy

-Amy
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on 11-12-2004
AWW.. POOR SCOTT..

Amy is my best friend. Scott used to be very concerned about me leaving him for Amy for some reason.

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I love Amy. She is my best friend. And there was a time, before I met Scott, that I tried to turn Amy gay. God knows I tried.. but failed miserably. Darn! She's so hot.. mmmm.. Amy

Well, all ended up well. Now I have my wonderful gorgeous dorky Scott that I love to death and I could not leave him for anyone ever! Not for hot sexay cool awesome Amy if she were to all the suddenly turn gay and confess her love to me... I would just suspect that's not Amy.. AND not even for Spike from Buffy. NO ONE! EVER! Scott is the only one for me! mineminemine!

Oh and by the way, this is the huge comic I was talking about. I didn't post it last week, because I had an unexpected homework that prevented me from finishing it. I decided to chop it in two parts, because of it's lenght.

ALSO.. MONDAY IS AMY'S BIRTHDAY!!! STOP BY FORUMS AND WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMY!!! :D (Monday)

-AleX
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on 11-12-2004
I AM GLAD AMY IS NOT GAY

Amy has been Alex's best friend pretty much ever since they met, so I have wondered from time to time if they would ever go gay for each other.

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Hey, I am still a guy, alright! I think about these things, I can't help it...

ANYWAY, she did indeed tell Amy that I had asked her this, and she also told her she said yes (even though that was not what she said) just to see her reaction. The evil/insane idea she then had will be the subject of the continuation to this comic.

You will all just have to wait another week to read about it. Unless you are a visitor from the future and are reading this in the archives, in which case you probably read the comics in reverse-chronological order, making this comic less funny since you have already read the real punchline. This is, however, your loss, and not mine. For shame.

-Scott
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