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on 11-19-2004
READ THE FIRST PART FIRST!!

Seriously, before you read this comic you should

READ THE FIRST PART FIRST!!

Yes. Thx and enjoy :)

-AleX-
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on 11-19-2004
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So yes, this is the second part of the first two-part comic in FARTS history. Enjoy! I said ENJOY it, fuckers! Better start enjoying before I dispense sweet sweet bountiful wrath...

This is my SECOND worst nightmare: Amy taking advantage of the fact that Alex would leave me for her by THREATENING to turn gay. My WORST nightmare would be Amy ACTUALLY turning gay and stealing Alex from me. Apparently some of you needed clarification, so there it is. ;P

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. I am quite tired, as today was a massive pain in the arse at work, for various reasons. None of you care, though. No one cares about poor old Scott... except Alex... and that is why I belong to her. I less-than-three Alex!

-Scott
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on 11-19-2004
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF SCOTT

I was honestly taken aback when Alex told me she said "Yes" to Scott's little concern. So taken aback that I saw dinosaurs. Huh? So, because I'm a jerk, I thought of ways how to use that to my advantage. I really do think I could have gotten Scott to commit different crimes for me with that tactic ::smirks::. I could be swimming in money right now. Money stolen from banks. Yeah. ::nods and smirks:: Lots and lots of money. And cars. ::nodding stops, smirk disappears, and eyebrows furrow::. Millions. Sweet delicious millions....cars and millions....

So Alex - you're looking good...
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