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on 12-31-2004
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

I have not much to say, really. I finished this comic not so long ago, yes. Amy is hot.

Anyway, I am on my vacation right now WHOOHOO! in my beloved Scott's arms mmmmm <3 He is petting my hair right now mmmmm I love when he pets my head.. <3

So I'm relaxing, spending time with my fiance and working on new FARTS. Best vacation ever, as always when being with Scott.

OKay, going away from the computer now.

Check out CELLDWELLER!
and
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

AleX
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on 12-31-2004
IT WAS THE LIGHTING, DAMNIT!

So, we were sitting there at Double Door. I saw a potentially hot guy, and pointed him out to Alex. For some reason, he transformed into a girl. Yeah, that's right. He transformed into a girl. And his massive goatee disappeared, so of course I wouldn't be able to see it. That's because he transformed into a girl. And his features turned all feminine. That's also because he transformed into a girl. So, it wasn't my fault he transformed. Did I mention he TRANSFORMED? Into a girl? To make me look like an idiot? Man, I am so lame.
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