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on 06-03-2005
 

PETS ARE AWESOME!

Yes, I used to have a parrot. It was cute and evil at once. Its name was "Glupia" (read "goop-yeah"), which means "stupid" in polish. And yes, she spoke in polish. I didn't name her that, but I did teach her to say that, heh heh heh.

Parrots need a lot of attention and I couldn't play with her everyday as I had school and and work and stuff. We decided to give her away to a friend of a friend of a friend. Some granpa is carrying for Glupia now. Last time I heard he complitely tammed her. She sits on his shoulder and all.

Ya see, the reason Glupia was so mean to everyone (but me, because I spent the most time with her), was because she used to belong to a cousin of mine who was mean to her and terrorized her. Later the parrot landed in our house and was ours for a few years. She was mean to me too. It took years before she allowed me to pet her. She always hated my dad. Would charge the cage whenever he walked by, and then retreat as if nothing happened. It was funny. I miss her sometimes, but I know she is at a better home right now.

I might post a photo of her if I find one.

-AleX-
said AleX





on 06-03-2005
 

BWAHAHA!

I forgot to mention that I got my REVENGE on Noodles for all her evils! bwahahaha!

I got Lee too for the whole drawing me in bear-suit thing.

Lee is the creator, writer and artist of Better You Than Me and soon to be joining Biscuit Press. Check his comics out, they're funny and pretty.

-AleX-
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