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on 06-17-2005


AleX doesn't like zombies. They are slow, stupid, messy and stubborn. I prefer vampires. Those are more graceful and entertaining. Buffy-type dreams are the best! Stake all those bloodsuckers!

This is the first dream our engagement ring was shooting lasers. That was pretty cool. Scott had a big shiny sword to fight them zombies. I had my magical powers! ENGAMENT RING LASERS ACTIVATE! *zaap!*

said AleX





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