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on 08-12-2005


Like all F.A.R.T.S. this comic really happened. Yes, I find certain stories hard to believe. I still find it hard to believe that I would get scorned for farting while sitting on a toilet. Where is the more appropriate place to fart than this?! WHERE!?!

This girl was really curious who I was to fart in the washroom. Because omigod what kind of GIRL would do something like as gross like that! Omigod! Freakin lame.

Just for the record, I didn't actually see this girl. She was depicted how I imagined her to look. I know she was fixing her makeup at the mirror. Her friends left and she stayed behind to put some more crap on her face. I don't know if those girls actually saw me or not. I just left the washroom without really looking around. I really didn't know how the hell to respond to something like that. Looking back, I should have made some more fake fart noises.

said AleX





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