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on 04-20-2009

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Scott and I were coming back from grocery shopping, carrying heavy bags. The guy got into the elevator before us and didn't seem to see us (or care to notice us). I saw him push the "close door" button and I didn't think we would make it in there before the door closed. Scott pulled T-1000 on him. It was great. The guy almost peed himself.
Another funny thing about the whole situation was the fact that Scott didn't even notice that he freaked the guy out. He just wanted to get home.

So my cubicle job has been keeping me painfully busy lately. In fact it has pretty much taken over my life, including after work hours and weekends. I am hoping to get my life back this week though, so I could get back to spending time on things I enjoy more such as FARTS. Yeah... *sigh* This is why this comic is posted today and not Friday.

In other news, I have discovered the best soda drink ever (according to ME anyway). It's called "Canada Dry Green Tea Ginger Ale" and it's super-delicious!
Check out the official website or click here to see what the can looks like. I don't know if it's new or what, but it seems to be hard to find. Our grocery store doesn't have to stocked all the time. If you see this drink, do not be scared and try it out. If not enough people buy it, I fear this glorious awesomness of a drink can be discontinued.. and that would me very sad. I would cry. So unless you want Alex to cry, please give this drink a try. You might end up loving it just as much as I do.

said AleX





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